Wow, just wow! Marown have won the Isle of Man Bank-sponsored Division One title for the first time since 2001, ending Onchan’s decade of total dominance.
But where do you start? How, in all seriousness, can it be possible to sum up the sheer drama which led to the most enthralling climax in the history of the league?
This season has been so extraordinary in every way that it is difficult to know if there are enough superlatives in existence to do it justice.
Marown had led the way all season until last week where they sat out, allowing Onchan the chance to seize the initiative and move into a five-point lead at the top of the table.
With Onchan taking their turn to miss a game on Monday, Marown travelled to the fortress of South Ramsey knowing that if they did enough to draw level with the reigning champions at the summit, the fate of the title race would be in their hands.
But they didn’t do enough, South Ramsey put in a brilliant performance to become only the second team to defeat the Crosby outfit this season with a 6-4 win, changing the entire complexity of the title race in the process.
Going into the final set of fixtures on Wednesday evening the maths were simple; if Onchan at least matched the Marown result they would pick up their unprecedented 11th straight league title.
Anything less and Marown would reclaim the coveted title which has eluded them for more than a decade.
It was always going to be tight with the champions travelling to South Ramsey and the Crosby men having arguably the easier tie away at Castletown B, but nobody could have predicted the drama that unravelled on that fateful night with the championship decided by the final bowl in the final game of the final match of the season.
From the off both home teams made it evident that they were not going to lie down and roll over as they gave as good as they got in the early exchanges, with both matches locked in stalemate at the halfway point, advantage Onchan.
Town captain George Foy picked up a third consolation point for his battling troops before Marown finished off an under-par 7-3 victory leaving their chances of league glory in the hands of destiny.
With news filtering through from Ramsey that Onchan were ahead 4-3 on games and skipper Peter Slinger 19-12 ahead of South’s Dave ‘Dido’ Kelly in the final game, things did not look good for the challengers who, by this point, were huddled around a mobile phone in the Sidings with John Kennish vividly commentating on the final act.
At 20-14 adrift Kelly was as down and out as Marown’s title challenge, but he steadily forced his way into the game as he attempted to come back from the brink.
End after end he applied the pressure asking more and more questions of the Onchan skipper who didn’t seem to have any answers and, somehow, against all the odds he completed a miraculous solo display to win his game and, despite his team going down 4-6 on the night, handed the title to Marown.
Praise must go to South Ramsey who played their part so admirably to the bitter end, but spare a thought for Onchan, they left everything on the green and accepted their lot graciously, they have been great champions in victory but are now even greater ones in defeat.
This season belongs to Marown and every season, like every game is not won or lost on the last end, is about what goes before to get you to the point that counts which really matters.
My congratulations go to Neil Withers and his team for clinching a clean sweep as Colin Kelly picked up the league merit for an undefeated season to add to the Rayner Shield they won earlier in the season.
However, as much as I hate to be so clichéd, the real winner this year has been the sport of bowls.
The relegation dogfight was even more insane with no fewer than five teams in the firing line with only one match remaining.
Castletown B’s well-earned three points against the now champions has left them in the precarious position of second from bottom one point above Noble’s Mixed who, without a game, were defenceless in their quest to remain in the top flight.
Mixed will definitely be relegated and, while precedent would usually see Town joining them in the second division, they may be saved by a league restructure which has been muted to balance up the top tier.
However, they will have to wait until after the annual general meeting later in the year to know their fate.
Frank Watson’s Peel A deserve a mention for an Houdini-like escape as they somehow managed an 8-2 win to move out of the drop zone and finish a solitary point above Town - anything less would have left their future hanging in the balance.
Port Erin A charged out of the blocks on Monday last week, defeating then second-placed Port St Mary B 8-2 away from home to tie up the league title with a game to spare and finish off a good season.
They have had a great campaign and are worthy champions who will be relishing a return to the top flight next season, however they lost their way a little in the middle of their campaign and consistency will be the key to first division survival.
Congratulations to the club and if they can get their green running well and win their home games next term they could have a long stay ahead of them in Division One.
With Port St Mary B falling so heavily on Monday evening, the battle was well and truly on for the second promotion place.
Port faced an unenviable trip to Finch Hill A and, while they put in a brilliant performance on Wednesday to run out 6-4 winners, they could only sit and watch on Thursday as Castletown C thundered past them with a monumental maximum 10-0 win over Finch Hill B to make history.
Town will now become the first club to have three teams in the top tier and the C should be congratulated for a tremendous season.
Noble’s Park A began the week with a great 7-3 win over high flying North Ramsey B to put them in pole position for the title.
A follow up 7-3 win away at Port Erin B on Thursday was enough to see them crowned champions and it is fantastic to see this great club moving back up the divisions and hopefully a return to former glory.
North Ramsey themselves picked up a 7-3 win midweek away at Douglas to leapfrog Onchan C and finish second in the table.
It is incredible to think that it is their inaugural season in league bowls and John Breen and his men should be lauded for their achievements.
I don’t have the words to summarise such an epic season of bowls across all divisions.
I don’t know if I will ever see another season like this one, with all the drama and anticipation building to the crescendo of the final bowl of the final day of the season, but this year has left me wanting more and I am metaphorically salivating in anticipation of what next year has in store.
Game 21
Division: One
BALLAUGH A (4) (150) 6, CASTLETOWN B (4) (133) 4:John Keenan 21, John Alderson 16; Harry Kelly 21, Ron Williams 11; Dave Foulis 18, Ian Watson 21; John Maddrell 21, Collin Holland 11; Gordie Moore 15, George Foy 21; Peter Graham 20, Derek Lewney 21; Edgar Cowin 13, Peter Oates 21; Bob Unsworth 21, George Peach 11.
CASTLETOWN A (7) (152) 9, PEEL SUNSET A (1) (120) 1:Bob Clark 21, George Gadsby 9; Michael Collister 21, Tommy McMeiken 20; Ben Dugdale 5, Jack Beecham 21; Nathan Cooil 21, Jerome Surridge 11; Andy Clark 21, Leslie Halsall 20; Mike Hargraves 21, Frank Watson 20; Trevor Quayle 21, Daniel Fenton 17; Tony Dugdale 21, Ian Christian 2.
DOUGLAS A (6) (140) 8, NORTH RAMSEY A (2) (130) 2:Paul Skelly 21, John Cannan 16; Stuart Garrett 21, Brian Colquitt 20; Matthew Keggen 21, John Radcliffe 14; Paul Kelly 21, Jimmy Moffatt 12; Ian Moore 21, Mike Skelly 13; Keith Rise 5, Gary Merrill 21; Mark Kneen 21, Tony Smart 13; Steve Crampton 9, Robert Monk 21.
NOBLE’S MIXED (3) (129) 3, PORT ST MARY A (5) (145) 7:Tony Schofield 12, Ron Maycox 21; Nigel Thomas 20, Ewan Cooil 21; Tommy Collister 21, Arthur Looney 10; Paul Leece 16, Ray Maddrell 21; John Ruscoe 9, Juan Hargraves 21; David Thomas 21, Robbie Cooil 13; Steve Cook 21, Ray Watterson 17; Peter Lees 9, Milton Cubbon 21.
SOUTH RAMSEY A (4) (152) 6, MAROWN A (4) (140) 4:Chas Grills 17, Dean Kipling 21; John Kennish 21, Peter Kelly 15; Peter Collister 21, Luke Hyland 17; Dido Kelly 20, Colin Kelly 21; Andy Kennish 21, Mike Cain 8; Adrian Skinner 11, John Gelling 21; Alan Moore 20, Neil Withers 21; Sid Bolton 21, Phil Kelly 16.
Division: Two
CASTLETOWN D (6) (159) 8, ONCHAN B (2) (111) 2:Philip Taubman 21, Brian Woodall 11; Peter Curtis 21, Peter Kniveton 9; Kevan Osborn 21, Dave Kelly 6; Brian Redman 21, Paul Bailey 17; Matthew Shanahan 16, Terry Moore 21; Ernie Mellin 17, Peter Wallis 21; Dave Hollingworth 21, Peter Karran 9; Billy Jones 21, Mike Alexander 17.
FINCH HILL B (5) (131) 7, BALLAUGH B (3) (129) 3:Billy Long 21, Dave McTaggart 7; Peter Hughes 14, Brian Lace 21; Kevin Skillicorn 21, Richard Faragher 11; Roland Hamley 6, Alan Kelly 21; Dave Jones 21, Bert Quayle 18; Roger Ritson 21, Phil Faragher 16; Malcolme Black 6, Charlie Howland 21; Sefton Dent 21, Peter Corlett 14.
PEEL SUNSET B (4) (138) 6, FINCH HILL A (4) (133) 4:Jack Lee 21, Peter Partington 11; Alec Taylor 9, Paul Dougherty 21; Billy Lyall 21, Billy Willson 19; John Lightfoot 17, Mervin Sayle 21; Phil Parker 21, Arthur Halsall 14; Alan Cromwell 21, Bill Cairns 5; Ian Pendlebury 18, Tony Epifani 21; Darren Young 10, Keith Fearnley 21.
PEEL SUNSET C (2) (102) 2, CASTLETOWN C (6) (152) 8:Lenny Kerruish 17, Philip Smith 21; Dougie Allan 21, Alan Phair 6; Gordon Corrin 5, Ross Moore 21; Clyde Quine 9, John Holden 21; Tony Carroon 21, John Matheson 20; Peter Daugherty 13, Mark Saunders 21; Mike Ashmole 12, Jeff Kinley 21; David Corkish 4, Willie Corkill 21.
PORT ST MARY B (2) (125) 2, PORT ERIN A (6) (156) 8:Louis Callister 21, Bernie Durcan 18; Brian Corrin 20, Steve Durcan 21; Juan Drinkwater 21, Derek Cadamy 12; Sam Palmer 9, David Cain 21; Archie Collister 7, Peter Addison 21; Ashley Qualtrough 13, Harry Minor 21; Richard Darnill 18, John Watters 21; Ray Shooter 16, Seamus Whelan 21.
PORT ST MARY C (2) (106) 2, DOUGLAS B (6) (157) 8:Brian Lowe 21, Thomas Rougvie 11; Robert Hirst 17, Gordon Wynne-Smythe 21; Dave Saxon 18, Geoffrey Mayles 21; Chris Oates 21, Bob Berry 20; Alan Robertson 7, Paddy Kinsella 21; Peter Lowe 11, Roy Williams 21; Karl Drinkwater 6, Pat O’Donohue 21; Colin Leece 5, Clive McGreal 21.
Division: Three
BALLAUGH C (6) (151) 8, PEEL SUNSET D (2) (117) 2:Tony Quine 21, Chris Skillicorn 10; Jason Fenton 21, Peter Kelly 17; John Looney 14, Ray Hardman 21; Steven Bradley 21, Bernard Kaighin 19; Gary Griffiths 21, John Iveagh 5; Philip Quayle 21, Paul Baker 6; David Hewitt 11, Ted Cain 21; Steve Grant 21, Bert Quayle 18.
DOUGLAS C (0) (0) 0, NOBLE’S PARK B (8) (168) 10:w/o 0, Tom Collins 21; w/o 0, Peter Collins 21; w/o 0, Steve Hall 21; w/o 0, Michael Cooper 21; w/o 0, Les Warburton 21; w/o 0, Graham Moore 21; w/o 0, Bob Callow 21; w/o 0, James Palmer 21.
NOBLE’S PARK A (5) (157) 7, NORTH RAMSEY B (3) (132) 3:Mark Quinn 18, Ray Skelly 21; Joe Bullock 21, John Breen 18; John Singleton 21, Steve Parker 8; James Harrop 19, Steve Walmsey 21; Brian Cain 15, Lee Christian 21; Les Brookes 21, Geoff Porter 19; David Quayle 21, Maurice O’Reilly 19; Stewart Cubbon 21, Trevor Jones 5.
ONCHAN C (5) (153) 7, PORT ERIN B (3) (120) 3:Roger Payne 21, Peter Blower 9; Ken Clarke 21, John Ryder 6; Bernie McPhee 20, Ken Horsley 21; James McNee 21, Ken Jackson 16; Les McLellan 21, Graham Dobson 12; David Higgins 21, Ben Mowle 14; Derek Anscomb 9, Derek Allen 21; Kevin Stannard 19, Ed Benson 21.
SOUTH RAMSEY C (4) (133) 5, SOUTH RAMSEY B (4) (133) 5:James Evans 21, Steve Moore 11; Austin Hart 7, Stefan Kelly 21; David Corkill 21, James Ian Moore 16; Anthony Kelly 21, Allan Kennaugh 8; Tony Marley 13, Christian Caley 21; Tony Hart 21, Franz ten Donkelaar 14; Bernard King 15, Colin Gook 21; Robert Snape 14, James Teare 21.
l Game 22 results, league tables and final competition reports next week.